Posted on: Jun 27 2020 07:26:18 pm

and I looked in anger and I say "what da fak?"

Posted on: Jun 27 2020 10:49:09 pm

I then become a sandwich and die

Posted on: Jun 28 2020 12:38:17 am

Cries

Posted on: Jun 28 2020 01:54:10 am

Suddenly, The tomato Falls Out of Me, Free of my Organic Shackles, I ascend Into a being of pure light, Coming back from the dead, My sole purpose now, As a Hypersentient, Omnipotent Deity, Is to purge All Disgusting Tomatoes from This Dimension.

Posted on: Jun 28 2020 03:21:43 am

he purged the tomatoes for regular consumption and ketchup, and kept the tomatoes for salsa, tomato sauce, etc

Posted on: Jun 28 2020 03:59:33 am

A chef came into the room, he looked at me menacingly. He got out a knife and tried to attack me, I attempted to block it but he cut me. I was confused, was I not given any power? He cut me once again, he was doing the same thing repeatedly until there was only tiny bits of me left. My death was messed up, that chef was sick.. He served me to another human, he seemed obese. He put me in his mouth and started chewing me and all my other remains. After a while I saw light again, I was inside a pool of water. I was flushed down and ended up in a dark place with disgusting water. There were a few metals parts down their so I made myself some limbs, this is when I met 4 turtles and a rat..

Posted on: Jun 28 2020 04:38:51 am

Then the rat pee on me and the turtles ate my and it choked them to death then the turtle was found and I was removed from its throat after a long journey then I was three into a garbage bin where I saw roches and...(YOU DECIDE)

Posted on: Jun 28 2020 05:41:26 am

I find a rat and I killed it with a battle axe.

Posted on: Jun 28 2020 05:45:08 am

damn

Posted on: Jun 28 2020 05:45:17 am

420th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!