The Story Of Paul. (True Story)

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Started by liam, 6 years ago

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● liam

Posts: 4,191

Joined: 02/18/2019

Posted on: Mar 24 2019 10:33:30 am

So, this is the story of Paul. Oh my god where do I begin. So back when I was in elementary school, it was grade 1 when I met Paul. He was chubby, curly hair, and wore too small t-shirts with stains on them. He liked collecting Pokemon cards, he also like Undertale, Sonic, and he liked to role play as a mermaid in ROBLOX. (Sorry Paul!) One time, in either grade 5 or 6, he wanted me to go to his house. I kindly agreed, even though I didn't like him that much, he was kind of annoying and even though I protected him from bullies and stuff he was always kind of rude. So I brought my friend with me, let's just say his name is Carl. So me and Carl went to his house, when we were at his house, he wanted us to come to his room, so we did. When we walked in, we noticed his room was cluttered with things, he also had at least several jars of clay sitting on his desk, which he would use to make clay fan fictions of his favorite Sonic and Undertale characters. His room smelled like sour cream and onion chips too, which he claimed were his favorite. We went in to his bathroom, and boy oh boy, it was covered in doo doo. In disgust, me and Carl fled out of his house, trying not to vomit on the way. In anger, he never talked to us again and did everything to avoid contact with us. He also went out of his way to get me suspended from school 10 times. I'm not joking. 10 times for nothing. The other 4 suspensions I got were for reasonable things that you SHOULD get suspended for, but I won't go over them now.
But yeah, that's the story of Paul I guess. I know it's quite random, and long, but there are hundreds of Paul stories I could tell on here. All real stories too. Let me know in the replies if you would want a daily story about Paul?

● luke