Posted on: Aug 13 2020 10:00:33 pm

So I stole someone’s sword And they called the cops on me
So the cops arrested me again and I had to try and escape
But my jail cell had maximum security
I grabbed the sword and tried cutting the bars
But that didn’t work cause I got shot at and tazed
So I threw the sword at a wall to distract them
Then I used a rock I found to break open the bars and I ran out
The all shot at me but I kept dodging
I couldn’t make it to the door
So I flew at a window Then I broke the window escaped and passed out
The prison was really high up and I’d have to run Down the stairs to get to the exit
So now I hit the floor so hard
And woke up the next day then crawled back home

Posted on: Aug 13 2020 10:01:23 pm

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