Posted on: Jun 27 2020 08:49:11 am

I was just alone in my house scrolling through Reddit as usual, I then had heard a whisper. I removed my headphones and went to go check out what it really was, it whispered again I was unclear of what it was saying but it sounded like it came from the fridge so I decided to open it. The Pickle Jar was there but the pickles were moving even though they haven't been touched yet. I grabbed the Pickle Jar and opened it up, I took out a pickle since I assumed it was my brain telling me to go ahead and eat one. I placed a napkin on the counter and placed the pickle on there as well, I was going to get some water to go with it until I heard something say "Turn me over". I looked around for a second and saw nothing, I went back to giving myself a bottle of water. I heard it again and went over to where it was and it was loudest near the pickle. I heard it again so I turned over the pickle. The pickle said "I turned myself into a pickle, I'm Pickle Rick". I quickly grabbed the knife and cut the pickle in half, then threw it in the trash quickly. Never am I eating pickles again..

Posted on: Jun 28 2020 04:47:09 am

bruh...