Started by Twelve, 5 years ago
Posted on: Dec 8 2019 01:56:49 am
So I asked my Mother and Father to get me some goldfishes, because I thought I could've ran for president. And you'll never guess what they replied with. Yes, and so I got 2 fish, while my parents thought of normal pet names, I thought of SONIC and MARIO for some god damn reason, then like 2 weeks later they died and we flushed them down the toilet.
Posted on: Dec 8 2019 02:25:30 pm
I cried
Posted on: Dec 8 2019 03:14:59 pm
Fish are ripoffs they die 14 days after that one lucky throw at your local carnival
Posted on: Dec 8 2019 07:38:59 pm
You did not give them the right equipment or you bought them from a trashy pet store.
Posted on: Dec 9 2019 02:18:46 pm
I got a pretty pet goldfish when I was younger and named it Dorothy, after Elmo's pet goldfish. MY mother said to feed it a handful, so I did so, not knowing the consequences. The fish died the next day.