Posted on: Nov 27 2019 09:03:11 pm

It was a starry night, sitting in my mother’s dark blue station wagon. On seats manufactured with the most modern of cushions, I clasped a sack of Burger King in my large hands. The sack originally contained two cheeseburgers, one already consumed by my mother. We were still quite far from home. I started to feel antsy. I opened up the bag, and grasped the uneaten burger. Time flows normally, nothing out of the ordinary occurs. I tear the casing off the cheeseburger. Since it seemed normal to me I never bothered to inspect it, but I did notice something a little bit ominous about it. I licked it all over, “LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK!” Tasting the sugary catsup and sour mustard that sent shivers down my spinal cord. The previously frozen beef patty and dehydrated pickle slices seemed all in order too. I take a miniscule bite, chewing thoroughly, readying my esophagus to lead the remnants of food to my stomach. “THE WORLD!” The cheeseburger suddenly stopped in the middle of it’s route, blocking my airways. I tried to breathe through my nose, mouth, and as a last resort, through my ears. A mysterious, tall, and handsome figure suddenly appeared right next to me. “Time has stopped. This is my stand's ability. You have mere seconds until the cheeseburger suffocates you. Trying to remove the cheeseburger is useless. Your death is inevitable. You don't even have your own stand!" I can tell he is Japanese because I watch a lot of subtitled anime, but who is this obnoxious man? (1)

Posted on: Nov 27 2019 09:03:18 pm

The only word I could comprehend was, stando? I thought deeply -which I didn’t know was possible since I was losing oxygen- and then it clicked. He means a stand: a supernatural being that possesses dangerous or lethal abilities. I wasn’t about to think even harder about how I came to that conclusion above other things. What mattered was how I was going to remove this burger from my throat and then proceed to pummel this bigot’s skull in.
Gathering the last of my strength and oxygen, I enlarged my mouthhole, coughed up the burger, and spit it towards his direction. It landed directly on his face. He didn’t flinch, he just sat there, cheeseburger pieces slowly sliding down his toned face. I now had my chance, but I couldn’t think of a way to beat this guy. I couldn’t do fisticuffs with him because he was abnormally jacked. He also didn’t flinch at all when I spit a cheeseburger on his face. He is still sitting there, not saying a word, not moving a bit. The cheeseburger slid closer to his mouth, at this point I could only imagine him doing something so disgusting. But instead, he finally made movement, picking the cheeseburger off his face and flicking it to the side. Oh thank god.

Posted on: Nov 27 2019 09:04:33 pm

"My, my. You have managed to evade a horrifying death. Perhaps I was wrong about you." He says in a sarcastic tone. I’ve had it up to here with this dude. I no longer cared about the consequences, I slugged his face as hard as I could, but it sent him back flying? He landed against the door with full force, mysteriously not destroying it in the process. “What in the world is that power?” he cried. I guess he decided to give up his ambiguous anime antagonist act. I realized there was a pink, fiery aura surrounding me. A cold hand placed on my right shoulder made me turn, revealing a pink, muscular cat? I’m assuming this is a stand as well, but how did I not know about this? I looked back towards the enemy. He had a look on his face that just cried, “have mercy on me!” Yeah, no. Looking at him with the coldest expression on my face imaginable, I faced the stand. I had the perfect name for him, Killer Queen. I commanded him, “Killer Queen, finish him off.” Instantly, Killer Queen reached and grabbed ahold of his head. A fiery and smoky brand was fused to the enemy’s head. He shrieked out of pain and kept scratching his face, pieces of his skin were starting to fall off.
I gave Killer Queen one more command. “Killer Queen, put him out of his misery.” Killer Queen raised his hand and gave him a thumbs up. Then Killer Queen brought his thumb down. Click. Large bright and dark light flooded into my vision, and then he was gone, swallowed up by the void. Everything suddenly came back to life, time had resumed.