Posted on: Aug 13 2019 09:08:37 pm

This was about a couple days ago. I was asleep, when all the sudden, I get this call on my phone. My ringtone is Still Burning by Fight the Fury so that alone woke me up XD

It was my friend Jake.

Jake: "Dude! You up?"
Me: "Well I am now! What time is it?"
Jake: "2am"
Me: "Jake, why are you calling me at 2am?"
Jake: "I have a plan..."
Me: "Jesus dude. Don't say-"
Jake: "Area 51 raid baby!"

Jake is one of those guys who seem so serious and confident about actually raiding Area 51.

Me: "Dude, I don't care. It's 2am. Go to sleep."
Jake: "I'm serious! There is a way I can get in without being caught, but I need you, Michael, and Daniel on board."
Me: "Already, I'm concerned for the fact you said a way YOU can get in and now WE."
Jake: "Well..It kinda involves a distraction...a 3 man distraction..."
Me: "WHAT!?!?"

So Jake wants to get in safely while me, Michael, and Daniel might just die. Yep. Friendships in 2019 everybody. -_-

Me: "How do you get out then?"
Jake: "For that, I'll need a creeper, a horse, some flint and steel, a Desert Eagle gun, and Keanu Reeves."
Me: "You've got to be joking."
Jake: "So what do you say? You all in on this bro?"
Me: "Goodnight."
*hangs up*

Posted on: Aug 14 2019 06:01:11 am

XD lol

Posted on: Aug 16 2019 10:57:18 pm

lool