the life oflandon

Started by Landon, 5 years ago

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Landon

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Joined: 05/05/2019

Posted on: May 12 2019 08:12:34 am

so once this baby was born out of his mommy and then one day he got therown at a wall by his mom because she baused heorine like a bad person not cool and noob, so je got mad and ran away.... he got sad and depeppered and then he tried to end his sugfeerimg with a butter knife but he is stoo retarded and he just carved out a smiley face on his belly... so then he came back to his moma nd she said "u suck" amnd he cried and then he atepie but it was poisoned so then he almst died until jesus said "ur too uglyz'" so he wasnt accept into heaven nor helle...... then he mert this handsome man named steel.... steel sayed "hey landon i like your finge nails" landon blushed and said "ty steel hee he uwu" and thenn steels prpoposed to landon and he said yes then happy ever after