Posted on: Apr 8 2019 02:39:10 pm

>Be me, MIT graduate with a PHD in Theoretical Physics and I work at Black mesa.
>i'm late to work
>darn.txt
>be me going to work and putting on some hazard suit and then finally going to some AMS chamber
>I put this crystal from Xen into this laser and it made a resonance cascade.
>ohno.jpeg
>turns out the army is here and they are going to rescue us

>wait a second, no, they are actually coming to this place to kill us all
>mfw im probably in some most wanted list now
>be me taking a portal to Xen
>I somehow kill the leader of Xen
>mfw I accidently free alien slaves
>I get some offer from a guy in a blue suit
>be me, going into some portal to accept his offer

I mean, it's not like this incident is going to have some unforeseen consequences in the future, right?

Posted on: Apr 9 2019 03:51:17 am

Hey Gordon, It's me Barney, from Black Mesa!

Posted on: Apr 10 2019 01:15:38 am

Now, about that beer I owed ya.

Posted on: Apr 10 2019 02:47:56 am

I don’t get it